hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeelizabeths)

I was so paranoid about saying something stupid or incriminating from the anesthesia but in reality when I was coming to I thought everyone was talking about Plato so with my numb mouth full of gauze I tried to contribute something intelligent and one of the guys started laughing at me because he couldn’t understand what i was saying and I was like yeah me neither.



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